Warning! Many of these calls contain obscene or offensive language so you’ve been warned!
The Undercover Street Pharmacy
The viagra phone scammers called to sell some pills, I tried to place a large order to be delivered to the pay phone for my “undercover street pharmacy” Somehow I don’t think the order went through.
The Gross Business Loan
This phone scammer tries to give me a loan while I make gross sick people sounds into the phone (I had a cold, so it wasn’t hard to do).
Phone Scammer Sing-A-Long
This Phone Scammer sings along with me.
Blow That Airhorn More Faster!
This IRS scammer wants me to “blow that horn again” I did not disappoint him.
The Duck Problem
The office is over run by ducks! Will Carlos the Phone Scammer come to the rescue with a loan to have them removed?
I tried again to get Carlos to help with the Ducks, but for some reason, he would still not give me a loan. 🙁
Cactusing a Phone Scammer
The Elephant Problem
Well the ducks are finally gone, but now there’s an Elephant Invasion! I sure hope I can get the funding this time…